This week’s “City Trivia” from our doorman, Sam Francisco, who says he’s so tough, when he cuts in line, the line bleeds. Q.  Who is “Ding Dong Daddy?” Answer below

Northstar Kelly’s Sports Page  
Sports Quote of the Week 
“Hey, Anna! Any chance of us getting a glimpse into the future?” 
Wise guy sports writer’s comment when Anna Kournikova predicted that in the future, female tennis players would compete topless.
Hey!  How bout them Giants!!   Going for 4 in row tonight!
 It’s Miller Time at Shanghai Kelly’s!!  
 Our $2.50 Miller High Life’s & Lite Drafts will be going down faster than Bernie Madoff’s  pants on his first night in prison!
It’s Time for Northstar’s Thursday Night….
 80’s Time Machine Music Bash!! 
All your favorite hits from a bygone era!!
 Brought to you by “Crockett & Tubbs of Miami Vice” (more commonly known as Matt Jensen & Evan Combs) 9 to close every Thursday, All Summer Long
While you’re there, try a “John Daly” 
 Sweet Tea & Lemonade, Just $6.00
 The Governor of South Carolina takes a thermos full of them while “hiking in Appalachia.”
The votes are in for July’s Customer of the Month!! 
The Ayatollah of the Northstar, proclaims…
 Dave Richardson, Buffalo’s finest and Brigid Warmerdam & Orla Petirs (a rare double winner.)
 
 At Kelly’s Inaugural vote, the honors go to… Natalie Guilbault,  (after Kelly’s Day at the Races’, the jockeys put up a poster of her in their locker room) and our favorite Masshole, Bill Coppins!! 
 Contact Mark at 415 – 205 – 9703 to arrange your victory celebration for you and 7 friends!! (Please, no rioting or burning of vehicles in protest of results!)
G.G. Social Club & Park & Rec leagues are starting! 
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Answer to this week’s, “City Trivia” 
A.    “Ding Don Daddy” is the name given to the champion bell-ringer in the cable car competition.  Those wacky cable car operators….
 
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